i’ve been watching vines for like four hours
i just learned that british photographer harry pointer made a lot of captioned photographs of cats in various situations in the late 19th century
look at this
the lolcat is over a century old
apparently humanity is only capable of making the same jokes over and over
those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
What the fuck hahaha
Stealing your man since 1928
I aspire to be just like her when I get older.
I can confirm that if someone stole my soup, I too would wreck the place.
Soup is serious business.
the fucking madness of life
*sigh* why am i better than everyone
|—||F. Scott Fitzgerald (via uglypnis)|
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read
Canon Jesus is so much cooler than American Jesus.
this gave me chills